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ADRIENNE KING

FRIDAY THE 13TH

In order to properly survive, Alice forces herself into a successful decapitation attempt on poor Mrs. Voorhees. Having a son like Jason is certainly nothing to lose your head over.

ALICE KRIGE

SLEEPWALKERS

Mary and her son Charles utilize each and every one of their nine lives while their kitty cat shape-shifting abilities allow for greater preying upon virgin women.

     

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BETSY PALMER

Betsy is the proud mother of serial killer Jason (from the Friday the 13th series). She can’t make it past the first episode however as she’s too damn busy getting herself decapitated.

       

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CANDACE HILLIGOSS

CARNIVAL OF SOULS

This flick contains a car crash and is intended for mature audiences only. For those of you who are true fans of the carnival, you must be warned, there are no clown appearances…only zombie appearances!

CARA SEYMOUR

AMERICAN PSYCHO

Christie is under the impression that she is hooking up with some buff Wall Street dude who loves the Billboard Top 20. Well she certainly is… except, not only does Patrick have a thing for listening to Huey Lewis and Phil Collins on his bitchin’ Sony Walkman, he also has a thing for killing the call girls that he orders and/or anyone else who pisses him off. Heck, if I had to listen to Huey Lewis, I’d probably do the same.

 

CAROL KANE

WHEN A STRANGER CALLS

Jill Johnson fails to provide decent babysitting services for her clients as she somehow allows a killer to enter the home (who eventually ends up murdering the children). Needless to say Jill did not receive a salary for this babysitting session.

CAROL LEVY

ALONE IN THE DARK

Bunky likes her knives huge!

CAROLYN JONES

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

This is Morticia Frump Addams from the classic TV series, The Addams Family. Unlike Margaret (featured in the row below), Morticia did not want to have sex with Cousin Itt!

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DANA IVEY

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

Things get a little hairy around the Addams household when Margaret and Cousin Itt fall wig over heels for each other.

       

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ELIZABETH TURNER

CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE

Jane falls victim to domestic war veteran violence while the town gets taken over by crazed Vietnam vets lusting over their human flesh eating desires. Unable to escape, Jane eventually has her jugular chomped into by a zombie suffering from the membrane munchies.

 

 

 

ELLA JOYCE

BUBBA HO-TEP

Ella Joyce plays the nurse that, on a daily basis, has to lube Elvis’ love sausage up with ointment to help control the puss-filled cancerous growth on it. Only the bravest woman of all time could perform such an act… even if it is The King on the receiving end, thank you…thank you very much! During the non-ointment parts of the day, Elvis finds himself with his buddy JFK battling an annoying mummy who gets off on sucking souls out of arsh-holes.

ELSA LANCHESTER

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

She’s Alive…Alive, I tell ya! Elsa becomes the monster’s perfect mate, once a single bolt of lightning pumps the necessary juice needed for life into her sewn-together body parts.

   

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GIGI “FAST ELK” BANNISTER

Gigi Fast Elk, wife of Phantasm star Reggie Bannister, was special effects coordinator in Phantasm IV, Zombie Hunter and the Final Curtain/Acts of Death; just to name a few of her accomplishments. Being vegetarian, Gigi specializes in Organic special effects gags using vegetable matter for visual effects.

       

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HEATHER DONAHUE

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Have you ever gone on a trip into the wilderness with two clueless guys who also had absolutely no sense of direction? Well, Heather did… and paid the price as she and her crew got killed during a botched documentary about the fake Blair Witch legend.

       

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JENNY AGUTTER

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

Alex’s wolf gets blasted by authorities.

       

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LEAH PINSENT

APRIL FOOLS DAY

Nan commits a serious crime by slashing Muffy’s throat, then serves a life sentence in a maximum security prison. Ha, ha… APRIL FOOLS!!!

       

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MARGOT KIDDER

AMITYVILLE HORROR

Kathy Lutz, doesn’t like the idea of moving into a new house where some guy killed his whole family, but she has no choice. Because of the murder-market value on this home, it’s practically a steal whereas hubby George finds it impossible to pass up. But you get what you pay for. If you’re gonna tap into property that’s been murdered upon, don’t expect to move into Mister Roger’s Neighborhood. Prepare for the absolute worst. Kathy discovers that she married a cheapskate who refused to put more money into the purchasing of a better place to live…preferably one that wasn’t already crawling with haunted shit!

MARIANGELA GIORDANO

BURIAL GROUND

Evelyn gets her boob nibbled on by her son who has been turned into a zombie.

     

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NAOMIE HARRIS

28 DAYS LATER

Selena finds it impossible to quit her syringe-smoking habit.

       

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WINONA RYDER

ALIEN RESURRECTION

A strong alien grip helps relieve Annalee’s stiff neck.

       

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YVETTE VICKERS

ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Liz and her lover are forced into the swamp by her worthless husband. Soon thereafter Liz is smothered by a huge body bag….ohhh wait, that’s just someone in a really bad leech costume.

       

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